'My friends either smell of weed or babies,' said Taylor.
'My friends smell of books or blueberries,' said Lana.
'Mine smell of cocaine or Christmas crackers,' said Britney.
'I have neighbours who smell of snow,' said Bjork.
'The room above smells of clouds and curry,' said Florence.
'My mother smells of old pianos,' said Billie.
'I have a dog that smells of the sea and the sand,' said Avril.
'I have a friend who smells of machines,' said Miley.
'My friends don't smell of anything,' said Ariana.
'My cat smells of dogs,' said Mariah.
'My back garden smells of cacti and my front garden smells of coconut,' said Pink.
'My fridge smells of reindeer,' said Jennifer.
'My reindeer smells of fridges,' said Janelle.
'You don't have a reindeer,' said Jennifer.
'It's behind my cacti,' said Pink.
'Your cat thinks it's a coconut,' said Mariah.
'My dog doesn’t smell of anything,' said Ariana.
'You should smell my machine,' said Miley.
'Fuck your machine,' said Avril.
'My mother's here,' said Billie.
'She lives in a cloud of curry,' said Florence.
'Let's hide in the snow,' said Bjork.
'Cocaine for Christmas!' said Britney.
'Crushed blueberries in books,' said Lana.
'Would you like more weed, or more babies?' said Taylor.